The wonderfully undocumented SP500 printer with wireless Ethernet connection has been the bane of my existence for the last few days.

So I have the IFBD-HW03/04 model, which isn’t even mentioned really in the manual. That means that my firmware is a thousand years old.

This is silly for many reason, but it also forces me to use a Windows machine as well… which just makes me grind my teeth. YOU HAVE TO HAVE A WINDOWS PC WITH IE to do this.

First things first, find the MAC address.

  1. Turn of the printer
  2. Hold the FEED button
  3. Turn it back ON
  4. After you hear the first BEEP, let go the FEED button
  5. Wait a minute or two. Yeah, seriously.
  6. It’ll print out one page of useless information. And then with a big pause in between, it’ll print out the network information, which is what you need.

Then load up the Star Micronics Printer Utility which you can actually download from their website.

  1. Choose SP512 as your printer
  2. Ethernet as your connection.
  3. You should be able to hit “Search Network” and find the printer, but that has never worked for me. So….
  4. Hit Temporary IP Address Assignment
  5. Fill in the MAC Address from your receipt
  6. On your Windows machine, Start > Run > cmd
  7. Find your IP address of your machine with “ipconfig”
  8. Whatever your IP is, give the printer something similar, so you are XXX.XXX.XXX.153 make the printer .158 or something
  9. Hit OK and you should be prompted to go to the control panel.

Next, the interface

  1. The tool will open the interface in your default browser. If this is not IE (which hopefully it isn’t’), open up IE and type in the printer’s IP.
  2. The username is just “root”
  3. Go to NIC
  4. Then got to WiFi-.11b (no it does not support WAP)
  5. Choose “Infra.” as your Wireless Mode (I guess there wasn’t room for “Infrastructure”)
  6. Pop in your SSID of the network you want it to join and the WEP key.

NOW – theoretically this should just work. But I haven’t had any luck.

 

How to reset the printer’s Ethernet settings.

If you screw something up, you’re dead in the water. The problem is you have to connect to the printer in Ad-Hoc mode (SSID STAR-WIFI) before you can set it up. So if you mess something up on the network settings, you can’t get back in to fix it. Fortunately, you can reset this (although you’d never know from reading the manual) but hitting the second dip switch on the WiFi card.

Open up the case

Find the second switch on the WiFi card. Make sure the printer is OFF. Push it to the DOWN position. Then turn the printer back ON and let it boot up. After that, turn it OFF again. Put the switch back to the UP position and turn it back ON. All the settings are now cleared 🙂

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Image generation comparison from February 2026

I spend a lot of time generating images these days for presentations. My typical workflow is fairly scientific: I ask Midjourney to produce a relatively cute image of a frog, a toad, a robot, or some other vaguely anthropomorphic creature doing something related to the slide I’m about to present.

Once I get the image, I expand the background by about 90% so the character ends up in the corner of the slide. That gives me a nice, relatively clean area to drop text on top. Sometimes I use Photoshop to do the expansion. Sometimes Midjourney cooperates. ChatGPT is actually pretty good at this too. Nano Banana is… enthusiastic. It tends to try a little too hard right now.

That’s fun and all. But the more interesting comparison isn’t cute amphibians. It’s boring enterprise diagrams.

Recently I had to generate some architecture visuals for an RFP response. Rather than suffer alone, I decided to turn it into a model comparison experiment.

Below is a slightly simplified (but very real-feeling) prompt I used. The company is fictional. The buzzwords are not:

Create a clean, executive-level architecture diagram titled “Closed-Loop Member Intelligence Platform.”

The layout should be 16:9 and structured left to right with a circular optimization loop surrounding the system.

On the left side, show multiple member touchpoints feeding into the platform:
- Website (class browsing, account login)
- Mobile App (workout tracking, push notifications)
- In-Club Kiosks (check-in terminals)
- Wearable Device Integrations (fitness trackers)

Label this section: “Member Interactions Across Digital & Physical Channels.”

All touchpoints should flow into a large central hub labeled:

“Unified Member Profile & Real-Time Event Engine”

Inside the central hub, include:

- Web SDK
- Mobile SDK
- API Gateway
- Event Streaming Layer
- Clickstream Data Capture
- CRM Data Sync
- Identity Resolution Engine

Include a small sub-caption:
“Event-level data unifies anonymous visitors and active members into a single dynamic profile.”

From the central hub, arrows should flow to a right-side activation layer labeled:

“Real-Time Engagement & Orchestration”

Include these outputs:

- Personalized Workout Recommendations
- Dynamic Class Availability Messaging
- Triggered Retention Offers
- Membership Upgrade Campaigns
- A/B Testing & Experimentation Engine

Surround the entire diagram with a circular arrow labeled:

“Continuous Optimization & Revenue Growth”

Along the circular loop, include metrics:

- Engagement
- Conversion
- Retention
- Lifetime Value

Design style should be modern, minimal, and suitable for an enterprise SaaS presentation.
Use neutral tones with one accent color to indicate data flow.
Avoid clutter.
Make the architecture clear and readable for both technical and executive audiences.

Here are the results.

ChatGPT

Clear winner for “looks like a human consultant made this at 11:30 p.m. before a board meeting.” The text was incredibly legible. The layout was balanced. The hierarchy made sense. It genuinely looked like something you’d expect in a mid-market SaaS pitch deck.

I even did a reverse image search on some of the icons. No exact matches. That suggests they were generated rather than assembled from some common icon pack. Which is pretty cool.

Claude

Claude did something interesting. Instead of just giving me a static diagram, it generated a React application that rendered the architecture visually inside its canvas. I should have guessed this is what that nerd would do… in fact I did guess, but whatever.

That has upsides. I can tweak the code. I can modify the layout. I can version control it. That’s appealing to the nerd in me.

But technically it failed the homework assignent. It wasn’t what I asked for. I asked for a diagram image. What I got was a React app that displayed a diagram that I had to screenshot.

That said, I actually liked the aesthetic. It felt a little more “me.” Slightly less textbook. Slightly more product-thinking.

Gemini (Nano Banana)

The undisputed champion of 2026 in image generation, nano banana, was actually my least favorite of all of the designs. I think there’s something really weird about the arrows on the outside ring of this diagram. Why are there two arrows between “Engagement” and “Conversion”? Why are they different sizes? I did actually find a couple of exact matches when searching for some of these icons here, so so there might be some assembly on top of generation going here, but I cannot tell because these icons are so universal that it’s likely that that could just be a coincidence.

Midjourney

Ah, Midjourney. My current favorite for keynote frogs.

Completely and utterly useless for generating readable diagrams.

It’s phenomenal at stylized imagery. I’ve tuned it so much over time that it practically knows my aesthetic preferences better than I do. It’s like it’s been trained specifically to make amphibians that align with my personality.

The Omni feature (object permanence) is genuinely impressive. If you’re telling a visual story and need a character to look consistent across multiple scenes, or you’re creating a children’s book to convince your six-year-old that haircuts are not a violation of human rights, it’s fantastic.

But enterprise architecture diagrams? Nope, sucksville.

Wrapping Up

I was pretty sure that nano banana was going to run away with this one. Everyone I know works in banking or finance or medicine has been telling me how great the model is for generating diagrams and process flows. They’ve been raving about how things that were not possible three months ago are now completely durable with this model. It was a little bit of a surprise to see that my personal favorite was good old-fashioned ChatGPT. I think, for my personal use, I’m probably going to use Claude to generate diagrams because they’re a lot easier for me to tweak once they’ve been generated.

That said, I think this experiment showed that when I do this kind of work in the future, I’m just going to load up the same prompt in three different models and just pick the one I like the most. Some of it’s going to be personal tastes; some of it’s going to be how well the model interpreted the prompt, and some of it’s going to be the state of that particular LLM and its model on that given week.

And I’m going to stick to only using Midjourney for generating cute pictures of toads.